West is dirty, west is corrupt, don't look movies or listen music from there and don't ever go there. That is how old hard core communist talked about free world and west. There is something in that. Despite of those advises ruler of Serbia with title of President didn't listen to that and went in New York on UN meeting! If he only didn't do that...

It started cool with buying some new sport wear together with ambassador of Serbia. We know that because he published picture on social media. When you are in sport wear what is more appropriate than playing little basketball on streets of New York with your security ? Why not show your basketball ability? Maybe his talent will be recognized? Some scout might notice him and offer him NBA contract!

Happy trip was spoiled by some non paper from the west. As he claimed he didn't take it in hands, refused to touch that dirty non document, but he read it. Conclusion is that someone held it in front of his eyes, and changed pages. Who knows what can happen to politicians if they touch documents. CIA and FSB have a lot of tricks... Alas document was proposal form EU for solving problem of Kosovo according to which Serbia will agree to recognize this state in next 10 years, Serbia will become member of EU in 10 years and will receive all possible help from EU on voyage toward there! In case of refusal Serbia will get sanctioned. What ?! How dare they ?! Not big enough carrot!!! Dirty west, I will show them now...

Borcht

President converted into Hulk, yes just like on that football game when Red Star missed 2 penalties against Partizan and went in restaurant to eat some borscht! You know how old communists were saying when Russians build something that has been built! It doesn't apply only to buildings or weapons but to meals and drinks too. :)

It was situation like when Asterix drinks that magical drink made by old druid wizzard. He instantly felt to big power and strength and thought I will show them! I will give them a lesson they will not forget soon!

Under influence of that magical eating he went inside UN and made a speech after Ukrainian President saying literally this like he just felt from planet of Mars like NATO woke up one day in 1999, felt bored and decided to bomb us and revoke our sovereignty over Kosovo for no reason: "What is the difference between territorial integrity of Ukraine and Serbia ?" Then he compared his speech with Zelenskyy's asking home journalists did more people listen to him or President of Ukraine ?

What is more natural after that than to sit with representative of state like Iran, which is killing it's own population in 6 bullets to head style if you are woman and don't wear hibab on your head properly covering your hair, to "thank them" for their principled attitude not to recognize Kosovo. Then his minister of foreign affairs signed some document about diplomatic cooperation between Serbia and Russia! Oh how I told them, oh how I showed them, oh look how strong I am!! I have muscles like Thomas Tuchel! :)

Alas soon after magic eat stop to work and he started to receive angry statements from EU representatives. "Shell we freeze your voyage toward EU?", "Russia is attacking EU member candidate Ukraine, threat to destroy world with nuclear missiles and other candidate for EU membership is signing with them paper about cooperation ? Big blow for western Balkans and joining EU!" He started sweating. Sweat was cold.

As it was not enough minister of police stood up trying to defend him and people could hear Gollum's shouting those words from the darkness of Mordor "Serbia is sovereign country and choose it's friends by it's own while enemies are showing themselves by their own." It's interesting opinion to call someone who is giving you money and who you depend on an enemy. It was like when you watch someone get whipped and shout from crowd hit him harder!

Mr. President was white like lime knowing what is going to come next. Minister of foreign affairs understood situation and tried to tell "We will never recognize fake referendums in Donbas and Lugansk", but it was to late. The ghost has been out of the bottle!

Ambasador of USA Mr. Christopher R. Hill gave statement saying USA embassy demands an explanation about what Serbia did sign with Russia in New York ? Gulp. I feel like it's going to be "education with applause"! Not exactly the call from NBA isn't it? Why couldn't he just play basketball in New York or drink wine with his regional friends ?

What do Americans know how influential Russian borscht can be ? Fun fact Touchel has been sacked soon after he showed his muscles.